I have three daughters and I might point out that I am American Indian. We don't mind sacrificing young virgins every now and then. Our Gods like that stuff. Mayan Indians are famous for offering virigins to the gods of the underworld by pushing them into a Cenote. A cenote is a sinkhole in a beautiful underground waterway. The water - about 78*, fresh crystal clear blue. These natural wonders were sacred among the Indians and they have found many skeletons in cenotes along with carvings, drawings and petroglyphs that depict these ceremonies.
Justin Bieber has been taking quite a beating in the media lately. If you haven't heard, he has been accused of fathering the baby of a 20 year old named Pariah Cheater ~ er...Mariah Yeater. I have to put a stop to this now.
My daughter, Madison is Justin Bieber's biggest fan. I was on a trip in California about a year ago when my daughter phoned me at my hotel, "Mommy!" she nearly screamed, "you are going to be SO excited - I have news!"
I was missing her already so I smiled and said, "Oh really? Whats happening?"
"Justin Bieber is going to be in concert in St. Louis and the tickets go on sale - tomorrow" she squealed!
"Wow!" I said, trying to still sound happy and wondering how much those tickets were going to cost. I spoke to my husband and the concert date was very near her BFF's birthday - I knew she would have to go and her mother was in LA with me - so she gave permission while she waited for her phone to ring about the same thing. I also told Mandy if I had to go - she was going to have to go with me. We ended up scoring six tickets but could only get 3 seats together so Mandy and I had to sit opposite each other for the duration.
I love Justin Bieber - what's not to love about him? Take a minute and watch the video - Bieber can sing, dance and he is so cute! He is real talent. BUT....I did not love the thousands of screaming little girls. The best part of the show was when Bieber came across the concert hall in a heart shaped cage. The girls screamed and cried as he floated around the venue slowly - tantalizing them. That is where he noticed my daughter. My phone vibrated and I looked at the text it was from Mandy - "are you crying yet?" glowed on the screen. "Yes!" I texted back, "bc my ears are bleeding!"
The Beebs pulled my daughter up on stage out of a crowd of thousands of shrieking girls. She didn't want to go, I smacked her on the back of the head and pushed her, "it's the Beebs or the Cenote!" I promised.
Madison and Ava were in heaven and that is what made it worth the full price of the show. Maddy has everything Justin Bieber. Last Christmas - her dad and I splurged and bought her an autographed Justin Bieber photo. I looked at it as a little girls dream and an investment. She also has photographs, bracelets, necklaces, the Justin Bieber doll that sings when you pull the string, shirts, a plaque, posters, books and magazines. The list could go on and on.
I realize that I am the consumer who is spending the dough. However, I know that Maddy takes care of her things and someday I bet those items will be worth a little bit of money for her - if not - it is her dream, not mine. So when she wanted to start sleeping with the Beebs, again, I didn't mind pimping my girl out for a possible windfall.
This nonsense of the media hounding him about getting Mariah Yeater pregnant is Ludacris. Yeater is a 20 year old girl with a three month old baby and she says the baby belongs to the Beebs. She must have gotten pregnant passing him in the hallway because he swears he has never even met her.
She must have been reading Wayne Brown's hub about Squatters Rights and found out she could move on in and stick a sign up, "This Baby is Yours! Here I Am!"
According to a story in the St. Louis Post Dispatch on November 3, 2011 the story is "demonstrably false." MTV interviewed Bieber and he said he will take a DNA test and he intends to pursue Yeater legally for her false claims.
If Yeater is lying for publicity she should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. If she was impregnated by the Beebs - she should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Justin Bieber is an adolescent - not an adult. To use him in this way is scandalous. People - help protect my investment and lay off the Beebs!
Disclaimer:
This article is pure fiction except for the description of the Yukatan Cenotes and the allegations made against Justin Bieber. In my humble opinion the Pariah Cheaters in the world are just scammers who are looking for opportunities. Even if the allegations have a grain of truth, Justin Bieber is a MINOR. He doesn't even have the right to vote. These matters should remain private for his protection. This must be devestating to him personally and professionally.
My daugher IS sleeping with the Beebs!
Title:
Who is Sleeping with Justin Bieber?
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